Nuts Blossom

1. Nuts Blossom: after sex and the nut sack (nugget pouch, balls, huevos, etc.) begins to un-shrink; the act of testicles regaining size.

2. Nuts Blossom: You cum once and you think it is over and then all at once your "nuts blossom" and more and more comes out.

Dude, I let my nuts blossom on your mom last night.

by J Muny December 14, 2008

Valid as nuts

Jack Kelly (Slick) says this when he approves, almost like a verbal nod of approval.

Jamesuh- Slick, are you cracking Avery?
Slick- Yessir, it’s gonna be valid as nuts!

by Slickkkkkkk Kelly September 22, 2025

Nut cluster

When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster

I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard

by Willy838383 January 20, 2020

Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

by volleymac December 9, 2008

banana-nut bread

When the female bashes in the penis/nut area in response to the Strawberry Shortcake.

After he pulled that shit, I banana-nut breaded his ass.

by Robinson, G. January 13, 2008

dez nuts

Ur mom

Dez nuts is ugly

by anonymous November 14, 2021

Deez nuts

Its a dead meme

DEEZ NUTS

by Lil_adopted August 3, 2019