Juice monkey

When you use ghost or duplicate accounts to make yourself a higher rank in an online video game.

Oh shit!, Danny been juice monkeying himself to gold rank in less than a week.

Jeff has legendary rank in like 2 days! He juice monkeyed that shit!

by 775notown March 19, 2023

monkey cracker

a black and white person (more commonly female)

"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"

by PRI777 March 19, 2023

Spunk monkey

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female

What the fuck Jeremy you sure are a "spunk Monkey"

by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017

Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

Monkey Quest

This phrase refers to a non-existent browser game that has never existed, this phrase was created in government conspiracy.

Monkey Quest was never real

by the feds!!!!! May 11, 2024

ninja monkey

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.

gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.

by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011

Giant Ginger Monkey

A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.

"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.

by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022