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ready ready ready baby

A phrase that can only be used by Han Jisung
"Ready ready ready baby" - Han Jisung

Amazing. Everyone say thank you Han Jisung.
by yeontan December 5, 2018
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go half on a baby

The sharing of a blunt, or any other drug.
"One day we could go half on a baby."
by Booty finesser July 3, 2017
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Mutant Bastard Period Babies

When a female has her period down a drain, such as a shower drain, and then a male ejaculates into the same drain, The egg from the female is fertilized and from that egg forms a Mutant Bastard Period Baby. In order for fertilization to occur in separate drains the temperature MUST remain in between 88-97 degrees fahrenheit and the sperm and egg must meet in a nutrient rich environment within the sewer system. Also Known As: MBPB's. These MBPB's have been thriving in the drains and sewers of major cities for many years. In third world countries they accumulate in swamps and poorly irrigated marshes. Many MBPB's have a distinct order, usually an asparagus or unclean gouche. They have 7-28 fingers and 1-13 eyes depending on their age. Ginger MBPB's, which are fertilized by either a Ginger sperm or Ginger egg have received the recessive gene making them twice as nasty. The only clean way to eradicate an MBPB is to use any type of window cleaner or an ultra-violet flashlight.
"I have jacked it so much down the drain that I have to be the father of so many Mutant Bastard Period Babies"

"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"
by John Patrick B May 14, 2008
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You're in the jungle now baby

You're in the jungle now baby is a phrase one may use when explaining to someone that they are about to get royally fucked up. Use this phrase before knocking someone out with a haymaker punch
*cop lady and drug dealer square up*

Cop lady: I'm gonna twist your balls so tight

Drug dealer: You're in the jungle now baby (Proceeds to wind up and throw a textbook haymaker punch, throwing the cop lady clean off her feet and knocking her the fuck out)
by Saul the pineapple July 25, 2017
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Baby up your face

To violently ejaculate on one's face.
After I am done sticking this meat in your ass, I am going to pull it out and baby up your face.
by Mr. Class 420 July 6, 2006
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Henshin A Go-Go Baby!

*What Joe says when he has enough power to transform into his superhero form, Viewtiful Joe.

*Popularized now as a phrase used as reaction to a positive moment, or to a moment of final preparations, etc.
"Henshin a go-go baby!"
-Joe after transforming into Viewtiful Joe

"Life is viewtiful. ^_^ "
-me
by Dave February 18, 2004
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