shit fuck fuck shit fuck

The act of completely losing your shit and being at a complete loss for words. It can be used in situations such as breakups, weddings, hitting said children with a said car, messing up a fire rap verse, hoverboarding over rock or ex-girlfriend (your choice), spending all your money on claw machines, or just being bored.

girlfriend: I think it is time for us to break up
You: shit fuck fuck shit fuck okay

*two hours later*
You: shit fuck fuck shit i just ran over her with my hoverboard

by daleb July 1, 2019

Shit the bed

1, To express being shocked or amazed by something.

2. What you would say to a work colleague who arrives much too
early for work in the morning.

1, "I couldn't believe it, I totally shit the bed"

2. "What are you doing here so early? Did you shit the bed or something?!"

by Alfow February 3, 2009

Shit Stabber

Offensive slang for a wielder of sharp objects that has an unusually poor grip/aim or just has a poor stabbing technique.

"WTF?! You got me in the leg! You really are a shit stabber!"

by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004

shit pipe

Little glass pipes you can make or usually buy at tobacco stores (oil burners) that you smoke crystal meth(shit, tweak) out of.

Me (To store clerk): Hey can I get an oil burner?
Clerk: Yes.. (Shows up 2 different kinds of shit pipes)
Me: Nah, let me get the skinner one please.
Clerk: Okay, that will be 5 dollars.
Me: **Thinks to self**....Fuck yah, my other pipe was all burnt and made the shit taste no bueno!

NOTE: Fuckin' stay away from the shit man, TRUST. 60% of the meth you buy on streets ain't even shit, more like toxic leftovers from the production process and crap that ameturs made and THINK is meth.

by Weslack November 16, 2006

jacques shit

francophile spin on jack shit

no, he didn't have jacques shit!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

Pots and Shit

Pots and shit refers to whenever something goes terribly wrong. It is referenced to whenever someone jumps out of a plane in a cartoon, but instead of a parachute, pots and shit come out of the bag.

Someone brings you their child to watch because they've got a date and you don't. That's a Pots and Shit moment.

by B Prime August 30, 2008

shotgun shit

when u have to take a dump so massvly large u force it through but you force to hard and it comes ramming out like a bull, it cuts your ass up and it hurts like hell, it is also a mess to clean up

my butt hurts so much because of that shotgun shit i took last night

by zeike October 4, 2006