Deez nuts

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.

"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person

by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023

Fuck-Nut

When you encounter a particularly annoying enemy.

OH YOU FUCK-NUT

by TTV SpaceFam972 September 14, 2025

Nut butter

When you cum on the girls pussy and rub her pussy with your big toe and spread your cum like butter on her pussy. Then as your fucking her your penis will have a golden look to it like butter does

Me:Yo bro I nut buttered on this girl last night

Guy: really did she like it

by Ketchup in a jar December 5, 2017

cincinnati nut roll

When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.

She wanted an Amber Heard but i gave her a Cincinnati nut roll also

by Cincinnati Bob June 4, 2022

NUTS

Go to hell

Karen: Hey, why aren’t you talking to me, I’m sorry I cheated on you.

You: NUTS

by Sentinelstu505 May 18, 2020

poo nut baby

A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby

Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"

by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017

deez nuts

It came from youtube and became popular.

deez nuts gateem.

by Mattsavage November 1, 2017