Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 2, 2021

Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.

That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.

by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024

Amacky Time

noun: A lawless time zone where clocks are propaganda, promises are fictional, and showing up is optional. Subject would be terminated instantly from any 9–5, banned from calendars, and listed as a community risk.

Example: “Wayne Weaselheade was scheduled for duty, but Amacky Time struck again.”

by Ms Jenny Lee December 14, 2025

story time

"Story time" is a phrase that is often used to describe an occasion when someone tells a story or a group of stories, typically to an audience of children or adults. This can be done in a classroom setting, at a library, or at home. It can also refer to the time set aside for reading or listening to stories, for example, before bedtime for children. The term can also be used more generally to describe a period of time during which a person recounts a series of events or experiences, it can be a formal or informal way of sharing experiences, memories, or information.

Joe: Hey Bob, what are you doing tonight?

Bob: Not sure yet, why?

Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.

Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.

Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.

Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!

Joe: Me too, see you tonight!

by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023

Time

(noun) Replacement for bro or sis when speaking with
someone. Word made to show how much you cherish
the person in your life you are speaking with in the
present. You are willing to spend your time with
them.

You seen Alfred at the party yelling at ole' girl. I think
time was highkey trippin.

by Paw Wizzle May 8, 2022

Bestie fun sparkle time

The time of the day when you and your besties unleash your inner sparkle!

Omg! You guys had bestie fun sparkle time without me?

by Your mom goes to college - Pip September 1, 2022

No time for sergeants

When a work peer starts acting like your boss it’s no time for sergeants. A non-offensive, work-appropriate way of saying “you’re a dick and you are not my boss”.

Make the copies yourself if you want them done your way I’ve got no time for sergeants.

by Ozymandiasm January 1, 2021