3 definitions by Your mom goes to college - Pip

Staroba

Pretty close to Old lady in Czech. If you have this last name we may be related... See you at the family reunion John.

John Staroba? Omg It's my long lost brother! It's me Bartholomew!

by Your mom goes to college - Pip May 28, 2022

Bestie fun sparkle time

The time of the day when you and your besties unleash your inner sparkle!

Omg! You guys had bestie fun sparkle time without me?

by Your mom goes to college - Pip September 2, 2022

Kaylee

Kaylee is the most beautiful girl in the entire world. She is smart, funny, beautiful, and incredibly charming.

She also eats cats.

Kaylee's taste in cats is most exquisitely good. She prefers the fluffier ones but can settle down for an abyssian once in a while.

She's beauty she's grace she will kick you in the face.
She Gaslights, Gatekeeps and girlbosses her way to victory.

We love Kaylee. We stan.

Kaylee has amazing taste in cats.

by Your mom goes to college - Pip February 14, 2023