nasty brown octobers

when you accidentally shit on your expensive shoes

person 1: oh no i just shit on my shoes by accident
person 2: were they expensive?
person 1: yes they were yeezy red octobers
person 2: now theyre nasty brown octobers

by a handicap. December 1, 2022

Brown Jack

(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.

1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.

2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.

3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.

by RichardBachman August 5, 2013

Brown beard

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.

I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.

by anonymous February 18, 2024

brown-nosed fire dragon

when you have explosive firey diarrhea in a females mouth, duct tape it shut and tickle her untill it come out her nose.

guy one: i performed a brown-nosed fire dragon on my gf last night
guy 2: me next?!

by gay_of_hood_river November 20, 2021

brown lava

diarrhoea

I just experienced an eruption of brown lava in my pants and on the ground!

by DonnerdarmDdddddddDEDDDDDDDDD November 14, 2018

Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring

Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?

by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021

Gaby A. Brown

She is probably the most beautiful person you will ever met and probably the nicest person on the planet. She will 100% of the time make you laugh or happy in any form or way possible, and she’s original so it’s something new everyday. She’s kind, beautiful,intelligent, (she has the most breathtaking brain the things she can come up with and the creativeness she has is amazing), and she is one of those girls that you will want to use every cliche bar on, for example “ If i had a penny for every time you were on my mind i’d have one penny because you never leave my mind” THAT type of cliche. I’m telling you Gaby Brown is a queen that should be loved and you should cherish the fact that would consider you a friend or a person she loves

Gaby A. brown: A beautiful persons who forgives and forgets
Yo gaby is beautiful asf!
: yea dude ik you’re lucky to be with her!

by kennedy_a January 12, 2019