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McGurn Time

Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.
Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”

“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”

“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”

“Yeah.”

“Fuckin aye.”
by RockinSocsAndCrocs July 7, 2023
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Alabama time capsule

When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.
Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.
by IeatHDMIcables March 6, 2023
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Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism
by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022
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tea time

A time for girls to talk about people and stir up drama. They say these things because they want to feel as if they are better then others and to feel accepted.
At school girls will spill the tea at lunch. They will have “tea time”
by emilyhayes6782 December 30, 2019
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Coon Time

A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing
Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
by ProfessorsAccount February 8, 2022
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Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.
*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!
by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019
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Time Invested

The total amount of time, measured in days, banked in a relationship. Beginning at Level One on the Relationship Scale.
Bruce's Time Invested was 30 days.
by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009
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