Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.
“Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”
“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”
“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”
“Yeah.”
“Fuckin aye.”
“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”
“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”
“Yeah.”
“Fuckin aye.”
by RockinSocsAndCrocs July 7, 2023
Get the McGurn Timemug. When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.
Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.
by IeatHDMIcables March 6, 2023
Get the Alabama time capsulemug. by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022
Get the Medieval timesmug. A time for girls to talk about people and stir up drama. They say these things because they want to feel as if they are better then others and to feel accepted.
by emilyhayes6782 December 30, 2019
Get the tea timemug. A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing
Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
by ProfessorsAccount February 8, 2022
Get the Coon Timemug. When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.
*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!
by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019
Get the Time travelmug. The total amount of time, measured in days, banked in a relationship. Beginning at Level One on the Relationship Scale.
by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009
Get the Time Investedmug.