Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo

Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

The Brown Waterslide

The act of peeing in ones butt as they are pooping.

She let me try anal last night and we went down the brown waterslide

by kingofnapzzz May 7, 2025

Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.

I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.

by B&B2021 July 24, 2021

Brown eyed stare

The naturally stupid or attractive look a person with brown eyes has.

Yeah, James has that brown eyed stare.

by Bigdaddykay April 12, 2025

Brown Wormhole

When the cheap one-ply sheet of toilet paper your mom buys breakes in the middle and your finger comes into direct contact with your asshole.

Man i got to start buying better tailet paper i gave my self a Brown Wormhole this morning.

by KurciSuNamMlohavi March 17, 2025

Im gonna brown

declaring out loud that you are going to violently shit yourself.

"ghh im gonna brown!"

"what"

"I'M SHITTSING?"

by Tobias DG February 10, 2024

Browned It

When something goes horrendously wrong.

We’ve missed the train, we’ve browned it lads.

by GoonCave69 March 6, 2025