A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.
This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.
by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024

Amanda: I can't wait to suck on Jake's popsicle
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.
Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
:D<=====3
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.
Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
:D<=====3
by I have no idea how to spell March 28, 2021

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you
by Gonzales knows November 15, 2020

by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015

A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.
Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!
by greydotcom March 25, 2024
