Ladybug lands on you

Only happens when your financial future looks bright and you are about to be approved for a quarter million. To ensure this happens, you must give your husband endless blowjobs and sex until the approval actually comes or else you may end up disappointed by the decision

A ladybug lands on you. So take off your pants.

by Scongeeli August 24, 2018

where you want it?

A courtesy question posed to someone who has offended you to the point that you feel the need to physically assault them or are morally required to on some level, but the offense was not bad enough to warrant getting into a full fight.

The question declares that the you are willing to restrict yourself to a single full strength hit if the other person does not put up a defense.

The generally accepted answers to the question are "face" or "stomach", if face is chosen the person getting hit is allowed to designate either left or right side. If the person simply states "left" or "right" it is assumed they mean the face.

It is not proper form to disregard the persons choice if you pose the question, and nose and groin are normally off limits due to the permanent damage that could result.

Proper stance to receive the hit is standing straight with your hands behind your back.

This question is used between friends, family, or people who generally respect each other as a way to satisfy social/moral responsibility or violent urges while keeping the relationship intact.

Zach and Bill have been best friends since preschool, they are both now in their twenties.

Zach: "I've been seeing this girl for a couple weeks and it's been great, but she said she has found another guy. Fuck that dude."
Bill: "I didn't even know you were seeing someone, whats her name"
Zach: "Sarah, the chick that works at the bar."
Bill: "Fuck. Yea... um... she's with me right now."
Zach: "Where you want it?"

by Droolguy April 4, 2017

Five you a Caller

"I'll give you a call" in drunk. Usually associated with other typos and "wtf does that mean" words. Used mainly when writing a message to one of your mates.

Jamie (while leaving a message to a friend): andy you mised the pubcrwal ill five you a caller when the djunk one coems along.

by Siobhan O'Shea December 17, 2008

You Were Saying?

When you are super baked and in the middle of a story, but forgot mid story what you were talking about. If you say "You were saying?" it is a notification to your friend you have no idea what you were talking about. That friend can either remind you where you were in the story, or they can start their own story with no worries.

So then MJ said Winn Ah Bay Go and I was like.......You were saying?

by anonymous August 29, 2022

Keep it 60 with you

1: To a friend; Tell mostly the truth but 40% of it still lies
2: To a SO; When you lusting over them hard

1: Guy 1: "Im going keep it 60 with you, She a bitch and i hate them"
Guy 2: "Yea i know..."
2: "Im keepin it 60 with her/him"

by IStoppedCaringABitAgo March 31, 2019

fuck you tabby

When you get jelly of tabby so you say "fuck you" because you are jelly

Tabby: I finished my homework!
Someone: fuck you tabby

by WeedTree September 28, 2020

Blanket Bless You

A Blanket Bless You is given to a person who is constantly sneezing - and covers the entire day, so that you don't have to keep saying "bless you" every twenty-seven seconds.

My mom suffers from seasonal allergies, and, yesterday, she was sneezing so much I finally issued a Blanket Bless You.

by Kalisiin April 25, 2014