by 69macaroni August 30, 2021

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.
by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT
Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"
by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021

by Outspec May 28, 2024

by Courtbae123 March 1, 2017

A brown bagel is when your partner shuts and covers their vagina with it. Then you proceed to eat them out
by Daddyuwuyesplease February 22, 2019

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
