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Monkeydonia 

Monkeydonia is a semi-derogative term used to describe the country of FYROM (North Macedonia). The reason behind the mocking is due to the historical revisionist / misleading / cultural appropriative nature of the North Macedonians. This tactic is known as antiquization - a form of historical quackery.

Essentially what the history is, originally the land in ancient times was known as the Paeonian Kingdom. King Agis died, then Phillip 2 of Macedon (a real authentic Greek Macedonian - the real macedonians) conquered Paeonian land and turned it into a vassal of Greek Macedonia.

Around the sixth century, the slavs settled the balkans, becoming known as the south slavs. This land was no longer Greek - Macedonian inhabitants, it was now a slavic land. This area specifically became associated with the Bulgarians as they were Slavicized from the 7th to 10th century. Eventually much later, Turkish Ottomans took over the land. The nationalist Western-Bulgarians in the late 1800s revolted. They adopted the title "macedonian" as reference to the ancient land, not as a ethno-nationalist qualifier. Later, yugoslav-communist propaganda turned this into a deeper lie, insinuating that the Western-Bulgarians are "real Macedonian people" (false).

Essentially, the modern day people are descendants of Bulgarian ancestry. So they should not be called Macedonian. However, they deserve a distinct identity, so some have theorized renaming the country as Vardaria, and the language as Vardzarija.
Propagandist : We are real Macedonians!

Historian: No, you are actually "Vardarians". you are descendants of Bulgarians. Why do you insist on spreading propaganda?

Propagandist: We are Macedonia.

Historian: More like Monkeydonia.
Monkeydonia by Dilvaed November 21, 2023
A monkey is a species that has lived on this earth for many years and they still roam around growing in population every day.
I found a monkey in my backyard yesterday it tried to take my watermelon
monkey by monkeyman1233 November 29, 2023
Nickrye your such a monkey!
monkey by anonymous November 30, 2023
A derrogatory racial sly to describe an asian and/or east-asian person.
Those yellow monkeys don't stop trying to look like white people through skin bleaching and plastic surgery.
Monkey by anonymous December 1, 2023

Monkey Piece 

A Monkey piece is a term used in Fortnite when one full boxes, Or piece controls and opposing player.
oh em gee, I just full pieced them
Yeah that was a sick Monkey Piece
Monkey Piece by oh em geezus December 3, 2023
An insult used by only the chads, such as Suguru Geto and Frieza. Used to represent a dumbass who most likely only sits on Reddit and Discord trying to pull women when they have no rizz online because they look like shit in real life.
Geto: I hate those monkeys
Monkey by Satoru Gojo is on top December 3, 2023