Like-grubbing

The act of posting on Facebook and compulsively checking the updates to see how many likes your posts have garnered.

Areola is always posting crap on Facebook and she checks her updates every five minutes to count the likes. She is obsessed with like-grubbing!

by Untellectual October 9, 2011

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national eat like a camel day

January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel

“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”

by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023

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does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems

Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?

by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023

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An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023

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Breeding like swamp rats

They breed us in to a ghetto Human population that can no longer support an independent middle class home. They filled the homes with their swamp rat spawn. Now their kids and us live in stacked apartments eating and shitting on top of one another. No land to grow food, paying off the sins of swamp rats with taxes and rent, making life hard for everyone.

Clint Eastwood - how many swamp rats can you fit in one home? They are breeding like swamp rats.

by Universe completion January 27, 2023

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