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long but short. could be kinda chody with an intelligent brain. don't ever underestimate a penis. it brings pleasure and a kid (mistake or not). penis will be the love of ur life. be careful because it shoots white stuff and will burn your eyes (so i heard)
by keisha balls April 9, 2022
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Penis

by Manmaanboy69 January 16, 2020
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Freddy Krueger penis

When your penis looks like it got microwaved exploded and the cheese grated or if your name is dominic it also is very small
Dominic has a Freddy Krueger penis Or doms dick is so ugly it looks like Freddy kruger
by Douglas ward July 10, 2023
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by anonymous June 14, 2022
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Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male
Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”
by Hello Future July 6, 2021
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miles is gay for penis.
by yoonbum's ankles March 9, 2021
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Penis infringement

When a penis commits tax fraud
God dammit I accidentally committed penis infringement
by Fat hoobs July 15, 2019
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