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magic bullet

A magic bullet is a blender that has never been used to process food, and rather used in the processing of drugs
"bro dont tell me you've ever used your magic bullet as a blender before, i know its bullshit"
by QFRSSaddle September 15, 2022
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Zen Bully

someone who is toxic as hell -- while remaining convinced that they are a really good person.

It's a form of cognitive dissonance. "I'm so Zen, i couldn't possibly be mean!"
Ah yeah, Elaine's a total Zen Bully. She treats people like shit all day but thinks she's mother theresa.
by arrmon September 20, 2022
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Romanian bulldog

When you tickle your asshole with a wibbly wob on, and unleash the dog of war
Seb couldnt handle the pressure, so he did the romanian bulldog before the cleaners came
by Demonic thumper September 22, 2022
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California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.
Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!
by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022
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Dont bully claire day

A day where you dont bully claire.
Hey! Did you know its Dont Bully Claire day?
by urmumsagajahsda October 1, 2022
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