going friending

the process of sending out multiple friend requests in a short time period, typically using one friends list as a treasure trove. This is usually done at night on facebook, using the network page or a popular friend as a jumping off point for multiple requests to many people that you might/might not know.

"How did you get that hot girl on ur friends list?" -Jim
"I go friending all the time using the school network" -bob
"Awesome, maybe I should sit at home and annoy people i barely know too!"-Jim

"I met all these girls by going friending in my spare time"

going friending by Tony. 305. January 2, 2009

Napkin Friends 

Friends you throw away after use

Napkin Friends. Use them. Abuse them. And throw them. (Away?)
Napkins have sad lives.

Napkin Friends by SomeoneCoollike March 18, 2010

Forward Friends 

Friends in your contacts on your phone who only send you forwards, and when you really want to text them, they never text you back (Especially right after a forward.)

Robert: Ooh! A new text from Claire! *opens it* All I get from this chick is forwards! I'm not going to "pass it on" and I'm not going to die..

Jill: Looks like you have some forward friends!.

Robert: There's only one friend...

Jill: I know.

Forward Friends by CapnNorris December 14, 2010

Pity Friending 

Accepting a friend request out of pity.

I am not pity friending anymore.

Pity Friending by Bahiyyih July 22, 2012

Reversed friendzone 

The act of falling in love with someone you've friendzoned a certain time ago. The person already started to see you as a friend, and is therefore not interested in a romantic relationship.

Tyler: Oh my god, I am totally in love with Rachel.
Matt: Well, go for it then!
Tyler: That is going to be hard, I reversed friendzoned her!

Reversed friendzone by Grindelwald February 17, 2013

Womb Friendly 

A term used when house hunting, describing a home that would attract a woman wanting to start a family in.

This home is very womb friendly.

Womb Friendly by Duckcave September 5, 2013

burrito friendship 

A relationship with a close friend where they can be their broken self with you and you can be your broken self with them and you're actually there for each other and don't have to act strong and perfect for each other.

It is called a burrito friendship because some people, when they are broken or depressed, sit in bed and wrap a blanket around themselves, making themselves a human burrito of sadness. And when you find someone else who you can be a burrito with, you develop a friendship, which is the burrito friendship.

Charlie gets sad sometimes about life and becomes a burrito.

Aly is also sad but she met Charlie and they can be burritos together.

Aly and Charlie's relationship is a burrito friendship.

burrito friendship by duckiemelon December 28, 2013