Duckcave's definitions

splifftionary

A diagrammatic book containing all known variations of spliffs and weed smoking paraphernalia.

Pass me the splifftionary, i need to look up a J.

by Duckcave February 13, 2009

Covoliday

Noun

An undefined period of self-isolation spent indoors due to Covid-19 forcing businesses to shutdown and furloughing staff.

"well, i may aswell enjoy my covoliday in my home, alone, masterbating perpetually."

by Duckcave March 30, 2020

Boonie Boys

The collective term for a group of lads smoking cigarettes or Boonie's, from which this word originates.

'look at you big bunch of boonie boys smoking boonies.'

and 'look at us... a bunch of boonies boys'

by Duckcave September 16, 2007

Boonie

another word for cigarette,

used in a more playful situation - you dont want to sound like a ponce and ask for a 'cigarette' far to informal - or sound to common and ask for a 'fag' like a dirty commoner

rob, can i have a boonie?

by Duckcave September 4, 2007

head down

when a person is so tired they just want to retire to their bed and get some much deserved sleep

'i just wanna get ma head down for a square 12' and 'i got my head down for a square 12 hours'

by Duckcave February 22, 2007

whappy

Adjective

Someone driven mad due to external sources of intoxication

'Neil has been drinking Kestrel Super Strength again, its ent him whappy!'

by Duckcave March 30, 2020

Womb Friendly

A term used when house hunting, describing a home that would attract a woman wanting to start a family in.

This home is very womb friendly.

by Duckcave September 5, 2013