Definitions by Duckcave

whappy 

Adjective

Someone driven mad due to external sources of intoxication

'Neil has been drinking Kestrel Super Strength again, its ent him whappy!'

whappy by Duckcave March 30, 2020

Covoliday 

Noun

An undefined period of self-isolation spent indoors due to Covid-19 forcing businesses to shutdown and furloughing staff.

"well, i may aswell enjoy my covoliday in my home, alone, masterbating perpetually."

Covoliday by Duckcave March 30, 2020

Womb Friendly 

A term used when house hunting, describing a home that would attract a woman wanting to start a family in.

This home is very womb friendly.

Womb Friendly by Duckcave September 5, 2013

splifftionary 

A diagrammatic book containing all known variations of spliffs and weed smoking paraphernalia.

Pass me the splifftionary, i need to look up a J.

splifftionary by Duckcave February 13, 2009

Boonie Boys 

The collective term for a group of lads smoking cigarettes or Boonie's, from which this word originates.

'look at you big bunch of boonie boys smoking boonies.'

and 'look at us... a bunch of boonies boys'

Boonie Boys by Duckcave September 16, 2007

Boonie 

another word for cigarette,

used in a more playful situation - you dont want to sound like a ponce and ask for a 'cigarette' far to informal - or sound to common and ask for a 'fag' like a dirty commoner

rob, can i have a boonie?

Boonie by Duckcave September 4, 2007

head down 

when a person is so tired they just want to retire to their bed and get some much deserved sleep

'i just wanna get ma head down for a square 12' and 'i got my head down for a square 12 hours'

head down by Duckcave February 22, 2007