Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.
I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet
by Lulu Bean January 30, 2022
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Brown beard

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.
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Brown Beard

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019
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Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej
“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”
by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020
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Brown Trout Moccasins

The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.
Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah
by Marfield January 08, 2020
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brown familia 13

Brown familia 13 is the largest and most dangerous gang located in Santa clarita Valley north of San Fernando Valley. They are rivals with every other gangs in the city to brown familia they're nothing but tagging crews and wannabes. Fuck nappyheads m&ms and vergas!!!!
Brown familia 13 is the most active gang is scv
by Esejuan April 22, 2023
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Brown Ostrich

A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
"What babe? You dont want to do anal? Fine, I will just brown ostrich myself."
by The4Bees4Knees June 02, 2013
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