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Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them
by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021
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nut-bar

A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.
"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"
by nuttinson November 2, 2018
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Nut

A food from a tree. Stop looking up Nut you pervs. You know the bible app is free!
by ThiccRicc November 11, 2019
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No Nut November

No nut November is a difficult challenge where u can not cum in any shape or form. U may have a boner but must not whip your stick. BUT due to covid-19 No Nut November: Aka N.N.N has officially been CANCELED!
Damn no nut November is comin up. But when December comes im shootin the biggest load.
by Golden Gamer 096 November 3, 2020
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purple nut mole

That feeling when Ashlee can’t spell
Damn she purple on my nut till I mole aka purple nut mole
by Bc2292 June 16, 2023
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Nut Cupper

Celebrities who adopts bat shit crazy religious beliefs and supports and defends their charismatic leader regardless of how debased, perverse, manipulative, or abusive they are.

Examples of nut cuppers in history and current culture:

Tom Cruise is a nut cupper to David Miscavige.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf is a nut cupper for Rusty Nelson.

Porter Rockwell was a Nut cupper to Joseph Smith.

Nut Cupping is recognized by holding the arm to the square, with the forearm extended to a 45 degree angle and holding the hand in cupping shape. That is the sign. I desire all to receive it.

If you happen to encounter a nut cupper on screen or IRL, it is proper to give them the sign.
The other day while I was watching Top Gun Maverick, I saw the nut cupper Tom Cruise. I offered the sign up to Tom Cruise during his performance. This did nourish and strengthen me.
by Heber and Rhoda June 14, 2022
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nut drift

When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.
I've got nut drift on my right side.
by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018
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