candy cunt saga

candy cunt saga is when your banging a chick, and she is rageing about playing Candy Crush Saga or when she is currently playing candy crush saga.

"last night me and my girlfriend play candy cunt saga all night long!"

candy cunt saga by spikethunderclap February 11, 2014

Green cunt 

Being a cancerous piece of shit that everyone wishes would just die immediately

"I swear if this kid quotes trump one more time ... he's such a green cunt

Green cunt by Italianboi February 16, 2017

Daft cunt 

Stuart Taylor.

Stu, you’re a daft cunt.

Or, Stu, you’re a right DC

Daft cunt by Fredabrahams March 10, 2018

punt the cunt 

when a guy gives anal or doggie style sex on a girl or when a guy kicks a girl to the curb.

As in football, the kicker has to punt the ball to score. So can a guy punt the cunt to pleasure a girl.

punt the cunt by JeansRock May 14, 2011

stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick 

when you nut in her ass

you stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick

stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick by Womanbeater455 August 10, 2017

ugly cunt nuggets 

when a chick has a yeast infection and it gets moldy making them look like little nuggets hanging from the vagina.

Lily Shea has ugly cunt nuggets

ugly cunt nuggets by JamesHasSquAIDS January 12, 2011

bodily cunt

someone who is over you no matter how nice you are or how much you still like them. Usually a phrase uttered by a frustrated, drunk, emotional guy as they are driving 130 mph into an embankment.

"You don't appreciate me anymore you bodily cunt!"

bodily cunt by ludatripp December 16, 2008