Cum Bros

Two (or more) friends who have masturbated to the same video, picture, or media.

Ray and Dick jerked it to the same porn video. They're Cum Bros.

by Putson November 19, 2020

cum cleaver

when the male or female cum on a cleaver and use it as a cum toy as they cut through there vigina/cock

emily used the cum cleaver on herself!

by the cum cleaver sleeper meeper August 11, 2025

Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.

Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...

by Stoney69 March 1, 2019

Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.

1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.

by Shiiomizu May 5, 2021

CUM

When you trow from your dick a white sticky substance. This substance taste like bad fish and will be kinda hot if trown in a pussy. Its also what your uncle puts inside your mother.

Kid: Hi mom, I just came and you will have to clean my cum
Mom: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

by 🤨Why so sussy?🤨 May 9, 2022

Foreskin cum

Fore skin cum is the cum that sticks inside your fore skin often forgotten about and molds once in molding it can only be sucked off by someone else (saliva is the only thing that can remove it) also note moldy fore skin cum can become infected and they will have to surgical remove your dick

My moldy Foreskin cum was stinging so my gf slurped it up

by dont dab February 19, 2021

Cum sock

What many teenage boys use to catch their spunk in order to avoid creating a mess with their cum. The recomennded ratio is one sock for one ejaculation but not many guys follow this as then they wouldn't have enough socks for even one day in the whole house.

"Oh bro I'm horny again. good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock."

by WIngedHussarOfWar November 28, 2024