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health nut

A health nut is someone who is crazy about losing weight and sticking to strict diets.
My dad is a total health nut. He keeps saying I should lose weight and stop eating certain things! But all he does is make me MAD! And I want to wreck him for making me be a health nut!
by LooneyTunerIan April 6, 2025
mugGet the health nutmug.

Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings
Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.
by vogonalover May 19, 2014
mugGet the Turtle nutsmug.

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.
"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023
mugGet the Reverse Nut Theoremmug.

Nut yogurt

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.
by Jean2 August 17, 2024
mugGet the Nut yogurtmug.

Deez nuts

"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"
by poogling July 27, 2021
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

Chuckle-nutting

He was chuckle-nutting on me wile we were playing uno
by Chuckle-nutter September 6, 2025
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Nuts

Someone or something that is acting crazy or un-intelligent.
That sack o' sumthin you got between your legs.
That guy's nuts. I mean look at him.
Ow! You hit my nuts!
by bozoballs69 April 14, 2022
mugGet the Nutsmug.

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