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newport vermont

small back-ass town in the middle of northeast "where the fuck exactly are we?!?" Vermont...

the town is comprised mostly of older retirees and people who never developed higher brain function past the 7th grade forcing them to work in shit jobs at factories around the local area for the rest of their lives.
Newport Vermont is the place where dreams go to die...
by a.fisher March 12, 2011
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news

A misnomer.

A TV show, in which topical, current real or simply ficticious events,
are used as the basis for made-up stories, and or discussions.

Stories are often produced, specifically to target propoganda,
for specific brainwashing purposes.

Watchers of News often will gladly believe fictional
stories which portray their country as being Godly,
Just, Fair, Caring, and rich in making actions for humanity.

News shows, play an importan roll in influencing whole populations,
and their use of true stories, well adds to their illusions,
helping to increase the believability of their fictional strories that are produced, as propoganda, which have been used to make inhumain practices seem like those of fair minded caring people.

News shows are absolutely essential to the functioning democracy.
Through stories and interviews, illusions of truth, are created.
News shows use sounds and images, and play a huge part in brainwashing people.

Without news shows to support them, the rich and their ruling regime,
and system of interlinked organisations, which have exerted control over most countries, of the world, would less easily be able to be portrayed as democracy in action.

The ecenomic grip enabeling their influence to dominate, and control most political systems, is well served by the News.
News is produced by many differing organisations, for example the BBC, CNN, Sky,
and these can further work together to increase illusions,
through 'reporting' the same propoganda.

One method used in news production,
is as simple as it is effective, by using interview with people only from the one side of a conflict,
is highly effective in creating the illusion that their projected view is that of the majority or only view.

Often the truth is not reported at all.
News shows provides a great platform for political figures to educate people, so they may better understand why should chose to vote for them.
by craig uvara September 23, 2012
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Fox News

A bunch of republican nazis united to brain wash the U.S. with their make believe pollitics. And of course go on about Obama and throw fits because they wanted John Mcain to win the election in 2009.
Hitler is the founder of Fox News
by EpicSauce.net October 3, 2011
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newbie nudes

Cool ass website where people can post naked pics of them selves.
My skanky neighbor posted her pic on newbie nudes.
by Johanna S. May 2, 2006
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Newschool

a new type off skiing in which an athlete slides rails, hits jumps and boosts the pipe.
Newschool is off the hizook
by Jarrod March 24, 2005
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Newdawgery

A general failure to produce humor, despite numerous overly complicated efforts to do such. Also marked with prolific use of acronyms that don't make sense, and numerous epic failures at seemingly simple tasks.
Bob's constant newdawgery around the office, from his bad jokes in poor taste to his confusing use of acronyms, has led many of his coworkers to go out of their way to avoid him during the day.
by Pollster March 4, 2009
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good news grizzlies

a better-than-expected outcome. a fortunate situation. the opposite of bad news bears.
"i found ten dollars on the sidewalk, it was such good news grizzlies."
by cw1073 December 10, 2008
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