split my wig

To make a situation worse for someone who's already screwed up.

"You don't always pass up a chance to split my wig like that." - Will Smith to Carlton Banks (Fresh Prince)

by xoise October 9, 2007

suck my dick

A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!

Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch

Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!

by ACXtreme November 25, 2007

scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)

Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!

by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007

cramping my style

When Francisco Fear gets pissed with you using similar clothes or hairstyle w/o even doing it well.

"Cara, tu tá muito cramping my style!!"

by miguelzudopaugigantesco September 26, 2013

my chemical romance

Like semen, but with more wankers involved.

"I haven't got laid in a while; I'm going to knock one out, spill some of my chemical romance over Shirley next door, if you catch my drift"

by Oft Disgruntled April 14, 2006

my uterus hurts

a not-so-sneaky way of saying that you are on your rag or riding the crimson tide. it is also a warning sign for men that they should either get away from the girl saying that her uterus hurts or kiss her ass and bring her comfort food. :-)

Guy: "Hey, what's wrong, are you sick or something?"

Girl: "I'm not sick, it's just that my uterus hurts!!!!!"

Guy: Thinking *maybe I should have walked away 5 minutes ago... fuck me... it's too late now.... oh well...*

Still Guy: "Hey, I have this Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I love Reese's... But I know you like them too... You need it more than I do, for both our sakes..." *Guy hands Girl the Reese's*

Girl: "Thanx." *Gobbles up the chocolate!* "But you still need to FUCK OFF!!!!"

by Lindy Lou February 19, 2009

Suck my cock

Asking a girl to give you a blowjob.

HELLO MY FRIEND, SUCK MY COCK HOT WOMEN

by Jackishorny October 17, 2008