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Kid Grease

The grease that collects on a child's hands or face.
by CRUSTYMUSTYDUSTY March 25, 2023
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Stray Kids

A bunch of crackheads that bring so much joy to stays. Consisting of Bang Chan, Lee Know, Changbin, Hyunjin, Han, Felix, Seungmin and I.N. These 8 formed a self made group under JYP entertainment. And they have one of the most loyal fandoms in K-pop...stays !
Who are the 4th gen leaders? Of course it's Stray Kids !
by anonymous March 25, 2023
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Quiet Kid

The kid who is shoved around but secretly has plans to shoot up the school with his dad's AK-47
He's a quiet kid
by DramatiCinnamonRol March 26, 2023
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Sephora kid

When a kid under the age of 13 uses a bunch of random skincare such as retinol, and niacinamide.
Random kid: MOM BUY ME ALL THE DRUNK ELEPHANT NOW!
Me: Shes such a Sephora kid..
by Preppydefinitions May 30, 2024
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iPad Kid

A dangerous disease which infects small children typically between the ages of two and ten. Symptoms include brain rot, lack of situational awareness, loud voice, and disgusting habits.

An iPad Kid is created after giving and iPad to an offspring immediately after exiting the womb. It is typically done to avoid raising the child or to distract from the divorce. Once the child reaches the age of four, the disease develops more symptoms which can manifest in a few ways. Inability to look away from iPad. Eats while watching YouTube at full volume alone or with company. Lack of motor skills. Restricted diet.

Signs of an iPad Kid:

-iPad/tablet with the child at all times. It will typically be encased in a comically large protective case, however will still somehow be cracked. It will have gunk (snot, boogers, feces, etc.) coating half the screen.
-Inability to consume anything other than dino nuggets, mac & cheese, or ice cream.
-upon removal of their iPad, they will immediately begin screaming & crying.
-Extreme stupidity; kindergarten dropout.

Upon witnessing any of these symptoms, please remain a safe distance away to avoid the pathogen.
by trutherfr June 3, 2024
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baja kids

Engineering students that build sick off-road cars while sacrificing their social life and dignity. They do not possess any knowledge of having good engineering practices, meeting deadlines, or being in a romantic relationship. However, they do know how to fix a problem in the worst possible way and somehow it just works out.
“Why are they so calm when their car is upside down and missing a few wheels?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”

“Why are they using a frying pan as a steering wheel?”
“It’s because they are baja kids.”
by chenwei_the_right_way June 3, 2024
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Fuck your kids

Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.
Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2024
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