Zöe

Megabitch

Zöe is a megabitch

by Rylandisashittyname August 7, 2022

Zoë

Zoë is magical. She is the epitome of a cottage core girl. She is a pinterest whore and aesthetic queen. Zoës like to share many 'UR MOM' jokes, thinking they are funny. She is so thoughtful and is pretty much the counsellor of the friend group. She has the warm embrace and kind heart of a mother. She's lowkey weird and sometimes makes you question her sexuality. But we still love her. Shes pretty cool, especially her musical talent

"Omg did you see that aesthetic queen walking down the road??"

"Yeah that was zoë, I know her from piano lessons"

by hdjajwjsbdjeke February 27, 2023

Zoë

Typically introverted. Often very strong and very pretty, but she is probably very insecure/self-conscious. She often has greyish bluish eyes, but may be found with brown eyes. She will beat someone’s ass if she needs to and can come up with a roast very quickly. She may have brunette or brown hair. If you are losing in an argument, add her in. She is often romantic and loyal in relationships. She will blow you off for a new tv show. She has very dark humour.

Person 1: „crap, im losing this argument!“
Person 2: „add zoë!“
P1: „ok…“
Zoë: „no im watching Netflix stop recommending me to other people 🙄“

by Zoëëë!!!!!!! May 9, 2024

Zoe lagroomer

A amazing liar who cheated said the n word and groomed a Child

Oh my god is that Zoe lagroomer the cheating groomer

by Connor;))) January 13, 2021

zoe lagroomer

a racist “influencer” who’s said the n-word, flashed her young audience, kissed a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD when she’s 19, etc.

“did you hear about the girl who said the n-word and kissed a 13 yr old?”
“must’ve been zoe lagroomer.”

by Dainel The Rat November 5, 2020

Zoe Plan

Noun
A preposterous plan doomed from the start. Often used when referring to an attempt at dating your crush.

Trying to date Jessica was a real Zoe Plan.

by Tygfty February 18, 2020

zoe lady

Your Haitian mom

My Zoe lady said I gota clean up the house before I go outside.

by Zoe Lady April 16, 2019