Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022

Where’s your flag at?

It’s a question that is asked amongst mutual gang members, which translates to “where’s your gun at?”

Gang member: “I’m ready to ride, on gang”
Fellow gang member: “Where’s your flag at?”
Gang member: “Pats waist”

by Ibndahoodfr May 29, 2022

Where does HUMANITY go too far?

Because it's isn't just the political left or right that goes too far

Iam "Hmm... Where does HUMANITY go too far?.... Conceptually... Oh! That's it! With the imposition of universalized ethical systems! That's it! Because the woke have this incoherent ethical system that is (in abstraction) everything they hate about their perceived enemies. But this comes in direct response and exists in direct opposition to the imposition of the religious ethical system. And it isn't necessarily the ethical system that is the problem, rather, the imposition from the various rat-kings. Why? Because to do so would constitute imitating the creature. You are not creature. Imitating the creature (with the exception of creation (and even that can go too far (as we can see in the Tower of Babel story))) = wrong. 100% of the time."

Hym "Eh, I would have said 'with their very filthy-monkey existence' but I suppose that makes sense" 🤷

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

where's all this money supposed to come from ?

the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!

two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)

by michael foolsley July 23, 2022

whermst

The who, where, and why of the subject

Person: Hello 911 I’d like to report a crime
Operator: Whermst

by Terrance Baker April 19, 2023

whermst

A word asking “Where?” “In what purpose” and “why” in a shorter fashion

Others may mean the word in a question similar to “Location?” “Reason?” “Background context?”

“No No he’s stabbing my uncle!”
“Whermst?” “Like, where?”

by Scuffed Letter D April 19, 2023

where the monster at?

1, 2, 3, 4

Random nigga: Yo ma nigga, where the monster at?
Other random nigga: 1, 2, 3, 4

by lïsähörïjöntälhäïrcömbbätmän October 27, 2023