alan walker 2.0 

a man with a very LARGE long shlong ding dong, if ya know what i mean.
can be dumb, but somehwere deep inside he can be smart lol

a very quirky/ boyboss person , hot, almost as hot as the sun 🤣 but is gay, hella hella fucking gay.
can steal ur mans on days that end with y
alan walker can appear emo, but deep down inside he is ed sheeran. ((LEGIT)) *NOT CLICKBAIT*

person 1: yoo alan walker 2.0 is SO HOT **MOANS**

person 2: HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT *dies*
person 3: lolz

alan walker 2.0 by sydlovesjuicymen November 24, 2021

A Mikey Walker 

Having a wank or wanking to the 80 percent chance of getting caught

I’m going to have a Mikey Walker/has anyone had a Mikey Walker today/I fancy a Mikey Walker

A Mikey Walker by Mr pee body January 21, 2019

stealth walker 

A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.

“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”

stealth walker by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010

shadow-walker_ 

The coolest guy on Thewarcenter.com he pawns noobies for 100 gold every post!

Shadow-Walker_ roxxors my boxxors!

shadow-walker_ by Big-Lou June 6, 2004

pole walker 

a guy or girl who is so obsessed with the way you look, they are constantly checking you out, to the point they could injure themselfs if they arn't paying attention to what they are doing

that guys a total pole walker.

pole walker by nifty July 3, 2005

JD walker

Kid who grew up in wellelsey who was supposed to be the next big thing in sporst. Ironically he sucked at the sports he played and was the only person who actually wanted to play QB. One of the biggest tools to ever put on the wellelsey jersey, even more so than paul matteis. The man loves the weng. He has no destiny. His fate is only one to culligan. He had no choice bruce made sign the pact. 30 years from hes just gonna be coaching Pop warner with CORDA and Kims gonna be ringin the cowbell.

O shit somethings in my ass....

Its cool
Its just jd walker

JD walker by the dolleylama July 30, 2009

jess walker 

A lax Diva who is fabulous

Yo, I saw Jess Walker last night. She's such a lax diva!

jess walker by jdubs2792 May 25, 2014