wanking

wot u do whilst watchin porn on ur own see masturbate

i saw jenna loves rocco the other day and wanked hard

by bob December 12, 2003

Walking SexGod

A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.

Harry: How the hell do you get laid?

Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?

Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.

Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...

by Funnywords&Phrases November 5, 2010

a walking oxymoron

a person who's name contradicts itself.

Scott English is a walking oxymoron

by the shawrt yin May 2, 2011

Regret Wanking

When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.

Mam, dad challenged me to go a week Regret Wanking and Ineed to come clean.

by cfghh July 31, 2012

Let your Fingers do the Walking

A chick finger fucking herself

After being turned down by her fag, a fag hag thinks to herself "let your fingers do the walking"!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Walking Taco

A bag of doritos with everything that taco would have. But with nasty taco meat. Later one after eating one you will blow ass extremely bad. Can cause intense burning of the anus

Jim Hey did you see the shot the the cyclones player missed. Tonya no i didnt i was eating and walking taco and blew ass everywhere.

by ISU Taco February 9, 2010

Intellectual Wanking

Engaging in an intellectual discussion that has little to do with the key facts of the conversation at hand. The biggest culprits are typically those in senior positions, particularly when they have not understood the facts and want to cover up their lack of knowledge.

You hear that crap CP was coming out with in the meeting? He loves his intellectual wanking !

by Barr Man December 30, 2009