The TV is a triangle

When your dad realizes he's a sinner in your TV is a triangle, and says whoops that's the Illuminati.
The TV is a triangle

Television jokes, occupational therapy crisis, go exercise
by Zachary O'Donnell September 28, 2023
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high tv

Watching Tv on mute while listening to music, of course while doing this you are assumably high.
You: "BRUUUUUHHHH, HAVE U EVER WATCHED HIGH TV BEFORE!!!!"
Friend: "YESS nigga, calm yo ass down....I do that shit all the time."
by Troi Ja'kori August 10, 2017
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dog TV

When a canine (or a person) sits or lays and seems to stare aimlessly into space. They are actually watching dog TV.

I think I'll go home, smoke a big fatty and watch some dog TV.
Bob lost his job, his girlfriend broke up with him and the doctor put him on anti-depressants. It's really sad, he just sits at the kitchen table all day long and watches dog TV .
by RicardoCorridor February 09, 2009
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I saw the tv glow

I saw the TV glow is a metaphor for realizing you’re transgender. The “glow” represents the moment of clarity or self-awareness about being trans, but turning off the TV or unplugging it means suppressing or hiding that truth due to fear or societal pressure. Letting the TV glow means embracing your true self. Inspired by the horror movie I Saw the TV Glow, which many interpret as an allegory for trans identity and the struggle to live authentically.
I saw the TV glow, and this time, I didn’t turn it off. I’m letting it shine because I’m ready to live as my true self.
by James Treeshell November 21, 2024
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tv...gh0st

tv...gh0st is the best mutual I’ve had :) he usually interact,or like my comment
tv...gh0st is a camp camp content creator
by Thebest3000 July 02, 2021
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tv...gh0st

Have you heard of tv...gh0st my best mutual I could have he always interacts with comments or likes them.
tv...gh0st is a camp camp content creator on TikTok
by Thebest3000 July 02, 2021
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I bet you cant mount a tv

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
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