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point blank

An appropriate yet bitchy way of ending a conversation or to state you're dun talking.
"you took L's when you fucked my sister cah now you look stupid honestly you're so dry i wonder why i still stuck around with your 4 inch crusty self. Man can't even keep up after 15 minuetes yet attempts to pull out and spray. lols point blank with your small self"
by diqq_choppaaa069 February 21, 2017
mugGet the point blankmug.

Ab Point

The act of pointing at ones abs with a stern voice while saying any word or phrase.
Henry: (Hot teacher walks by) Hot bitch Ab Point!

George: (At the Lincoln Memorial) Presidential Ab Point!
by JPat123 September 6, 2010
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Sexclamation point !!!

A gender-revealing punctuation mark! Used frequently, often in multiples and almost exclusively by females!!! (Men, in contrast, end a sentence with a single piece of punctuation, usually a period or question mark.)

The female attraction to this piece of punctuation is probably entirely unconscious. The mark - ! - is a clear pictogram of a woman's 'private parts', a vertical orifice above a circular one.

Using it to end almost any string of words is a statement of the sender's sexuality, conveying a subliminal ; "Look what I possess!!!"!!!!!
The detective suspected that the note - "Back soon! I'm shopping for fancy soap and scented candles!" - with its mystifying sexclamation point !!!, could possibly have been written by a woman.
by Monkey's Dad September 2, 2019
mugGet the Sexclamation point !!!mug.

Straight Points

Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.

The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.

He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.

How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
by a66spam June 12, 2013
mugGet the Straight Pointsmug.

Q-Point

The mark of your class' dumbest Asian girl is the Q-point.
Any marks above this is known as a Q+
Any marks below this is known as a Q-.

Getting Q- usually results in an automatic fail on that exam/assignment/quiz/course.

Mathematically, the PDF of the Q-point is Rayleigh distributed (With Marks on the X-axis, from 0% to 100%)
Student A:"Hey man, what did you get on your exam?"
checks Asian girl's marks.
Student B:"Not good man... Not good... Q-point..."

Professor: "See 'ya next year!"
by capturador de mama December 14, 2010
mugGet the Q-Pointmug.

heaven points

when you are a horrible person by default but on occasion, do something nice which gives you a 'point' into possibly getting into heaven
Friend said she was hungry so I gave her my second reese's cup. Heaven points for me.
by suzu June 18, 2014
mugGet the heaven pointsmug.

Point Pump

You finally scored that Raunchy Root after that dry spell in August... but before things got midway that full thrust ...unfortunately turned into half a pump (.5 of a pump). Now she is looking like a Spunky Monkey
Boy: “babe, it’s been ages. Can we make love tonight?”
Girl: “I’m tired. I have work early”
Boy: “it’ll be a point pump, I promise.”
Girl: “okay.”
by RowdyRando February 19, 2019
mugGet the Point Pumpmug.

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