Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.
Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018
Get the Squeeze-n-wheezemug. by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012
Get the squirt and squeezemug. The moves you make to compact your body so you can squeeze through a large crowd of people to get outside, to a bathroom, to the bedroom, etc. Common at house parties and concerts.
There was at least 70 people at that party. I had to party squeeze my way through the crowd just to get to bathroom, which was broken, like usual.
by Slasha26 May 18, 2011
Get the Party squeezemug. A act of convincing someone to believe a piece of elaborate misinformation, that is told by another person as a joke
Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed
Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct
Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed
Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct
Yo did you hear squeeze benz got crashed his car and got arrested
After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation
You got squeezed benzed
After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation
You got squeezed benzed
by Iloveketamine January 3, 2025
Get the Squeezed benzedmug. by Johnnylongpeckerbignutsack November 1, 2022
Get the Squeeze ringmug. What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.
Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!
by QuacksO May 2, 2019
Get the Pleeze squeeze theezemug. by appleeeegirlll July 13, 2024
Get the Squeezing the strawmug.