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Random Randy

When you get out of the shower and you forget to dry it and goes all over the place and you look like some guy named Randy.
Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Random Randy right now
by anonymous February 15, 2023
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Randi

A promiscuous girl who always flirts with men even though she has a boyfriend.
Mahzoad is hanging out with Ali even though she has a boyfriend, she's such a randi!
by peeachybum April 21, 2022
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The Randy Phinney

swinging like a boss while keeping it tight and hitting for the quick money, long and short, to pocket up high and in the rear.
The Randy Phinney: Man, I pulled the ol' Randy Phinney off last week on a tip for a quick in and out hat trick turn around, then I went out and banged a few strippers on boat. Now I'm broke with Herpes.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
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Randy

Wow. You're being such a randy right now.
by AverageD October 10, 2018
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Randi

The most amazing women alive. Any man should consider himself lucky to call her his.
Damn, I wish I had a Randi.
by MrsHarryDick December 29, 2022
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randi

A person of any gender who sells their soul in exchange for fulfilling their ambitions, such as money, power, fame etc.
Chinmayi S K who runs The Bachchao Project is a randi.
by randikhana May 7, 2023
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Randy

This is the worst kind of bowel movement. Typically though it will happen when you’ve eaten a Tim Brownie then gotten the munchies and decided to have some Portuguese Meatloaf on a school night. A good Randy has several telling sighs such as, extremely stinky, almost black in color, with some yellowish brown mixed in and somewhat runny. When you have one of these, you know that meatloaf was on point. A Randy can also occur at random. If you ever feel like taking a poop just think of his face, label making/rewinding or flannel shirts with ponytails.Makes sure you have some depends if you feel like a Randy may occur unannounced. It can happen and the last thing you want to do is Randy in your pants.
Jesus Christ! I almost had a Randy in my pants. Guess I shouldn’t of had that extra serving of Portuguese Meatloaf last night. Thank good I wore depends to school today and have a flannel shirt on. Of course now, I can’t stop thinking of Randy’s gay face and I keep on pooping. Fuck. And I have a Math test next period.
by Randyheartsmen August 5, 2020
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