Poon Logic

Poon Logic - A way of thinking by the poon (see Poon) that makes no sence to the rest of the world in any form. But makes perfect sence to them.

Poon: (insert ANYTHING here)
Man: ok hun (thinks what the hell did she just say)

by Alex January 3, 2005

Poon Dip

One whom is a pussy. Someone that will do anything at the cost of his friends to attept to get some poon

A guy that fails so miserabley at getting puss, officailly becomes a Pun Dip.

"Do you want some chips to go with that poon dip?"

Dude, you will do anything for some puss, you pun dip lil bitch!

by USDJON November 10, 2006

poon

Noun, and Verb- Short for harpoon. Also, the act of har(pooning) something or someone.

Yo Mike, we are going on a whaling trip this weekend, you in? HELLLLYAHHHHH MAN, AND I JUST GOT A NEW POON!
RIght on bro.

Hey, ill poon your ass.

by Jay Money October 19, 2006

poon

although having excess body hair, a poon is someone that still scores with hot chicks.

drew was at a party with bree and chelsea, took off his shirt and woke up the next morning with the two of them. he had realized he had gotten the name poon

by drew March 9, 2004

teeny poon

a sexy, slutty teenage girl who wants to fuck you

Don't go near that teeny poon. You'll go to jail!

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

slaying poon

For a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman; Sexual Intercourse.

"Yo dude sorry i didn't make it out last night i was busy slaying poon."

by Danny gay Jacobs February 10, 2008

poon jab

An excuse to use the word "poon"

Dont poon jab me!

by Himura May 29, 2003