salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

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Stay at Home Mommy

White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.

I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.

by plaidfinger February 1, 2022

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Mommy

A beautiful mature woman who may or may not be an actual mom but gives off mom energy. She takes care of herself and others well. She is her own boss and doesn't need a man. In fact, men need her! A mommy attracts not only men but women as well. There isn't one person who could deny the beauty and sex appeal of a Mommy. The word "Mommy" has been widely used in pop culture by lesbians who want to sleep with their hair stylist who is older than them.

"Shannon is hot and cares for people so well, she's an actual mommy!"
"I'm gay and can't help that my hairstylist is the OG mommy"
"Mommy? I'm sorry.... mommy"
"Hot older women give MOMMY"

by spongebobsocks August 8, 2022

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