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Mom why don’t we have milk

Because ur father left
by Ahhhhh daddy May 23, 2022
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Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.
"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023
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Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.
"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."
by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021
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Your Father

"santa is as fake as your father"
by anonymous December 24, 2022
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Your father

The guy who will never come back, I know you searched this because you misss your father, do you need help? we can talk.
by BIGSHOT1997 April 10, 2022
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Father J

Father J... The best therapist in the world. He has a stock of females and males to give to other people.

He seems to be supplied by the Mysterious Dave Rail.

Father J, also known as Jigs, was a former roommate of Nitsuka in Lea's basement. Father J escaped the basement and now works as a therapist. Using his skills, he helps fix and strengthen people's relationships or even make them.

Father J has also become the center of attention in the Jigs Shrine (Jiro's Server). All hail Jigs!

Father J seems to have been shipped to one beautiful and lovely young girl. Chezca.
The relationship status is unknown.

But we know that she was knocked out in Round 1, so there will be no Round 2. Apparently she couldn't get up for a while due to the knockout.
Yo sup Father J! I think I found you another client!
by 23456543 October 27, 2021
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Father

something you dont have.
mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*
by p00p bag September 20, 2023
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