Ski

Pablo

Want to go ski ?
Pablo.

by Blue balls the clown May 9, 2022

ski back in

When you participate in cocaine to become less drunk.

I got so wasted Saturday I had to ski back in

by Milfinc April 22, 2024

Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.

Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.

by Apairadeez March 1, 2025

Skiing

A cleaning process where you gently yet thoroughly clean around the rim of anus with two fingers.

"I slipped while skiing last night and now I got pains down there."

by Dawn7274 August 25, 2025

Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S

Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

It’s ski

Synonym for “over”, it’s not gonna happen.

My boss tried to get me to come in early, it was ski as hell.

1: Can I use your car bro?

2: it’s ski

by 314L March 11, 2019

Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.

"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."

by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013