Vag Neck

An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.

Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...

by YAWA May 11, 2020

Good Neck

Giving head. Sucking dick. Having dick shoved down your throat .

That mfkr Teekee got that Good Neck. I stuck my dick all down her throat and blew a load in the voice box. She didn't even cough or gag. She just swallowed that Big Gulp!!

by Teek1247 May 18, 2019

Neck fart

When someone is so overweight that their butt crack rises all the way up their spine to their back. This extended crack provides a channel for an anal fart to follow up thus seeming to come from the persons neck.

dude i was screwing this chubby chick from behind when i smelled something rank and that's when i realized she neck farted.

by ninjagoblin May 24, 2009

bitch neck

When to much bitching comes from you're throat.

That guy from the mall is a bitch neck.

by Bitch neck March 18, 2017

phone neck

This is the form of a bad habit, which is caused by the actions of constantly looking down for long periods of time at smart phones (iOS, Android, etc.) that eventually results with neck pain, or feeling as if one's neck is strained from being in an uncomfortable position. Phone neck isn't a common problem now, but with technology constantly advancing, and with new innovative ideas for communicating and entertainment on the rise in most modern societies, this will be a reoccurring problem with most people. This all started with the millennials.

BobbyJo: Damn mad, I was talking to Lisa the other day and she completely ignored me since she was on her damn phone. Then she said her neck has been hurting out of the blue.

JT: She probably got that phone neck.

by jotahu July 20, 2017

Fat Neck

To slap someone very hard on an exposed neck usually due to a shit call and/or just for fun, or just to annoy them.

Fredrick: “hey T-Series is actually a really good YouTube channel”

Morgan: “that deserves a fat neck”

by Anime titties01 August 27, 2019

neck scratcher

An cock, as used in oral seks.

20:27:58 klineh i have a scratchy throat
20:28:15 Fritz McKrieg you can use my neck scratcher

by Fritzkrieg November 19, 2007