To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.
I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.
Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
by Chacharillo February 18, 2017
Get the butthole high-divemug. by stanlenr January 15, 2021
Get the minnesota muff divemug. The amazing writer that gave us gems like Throne of magical arcana and Lord of mysteries has a wonderful sense of humor and I LOVE HIM also one of his works broke the steampunk theme record and was permanently collected by the national library of china.
by Aljun the Pan Crafter December 20, 2022
Get the Cuttlefish That Loves Divingmug. “Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
by LinzerTorte July 27, 2021
Get the Synchronized Muff Divingmug. by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017
Get the Dick diving boardmug. I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!
by 1628Rex January 30, 2009
Get the underwater cave divingmug. The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009
Get the martian muff divemug.