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death text

A flirty text message that is perceived inaccurately by its recipient resulting in a cease of communication.
Jeff had been flirting all day with Beth through text messages until she misunderstood his humor and never replied. The last text he sent turned out to be a death text.
by BM2 August 15, 2008
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Tourettes Text Syndrome

Tourettes Text Sydrome is a severe condition of which a person has sudden urges to text random and innapropriate text messages to another.
" oh man, i reckon emma has a really bad case of Tourettes Text Syndrome.. "

"how come?"

"she just sent me a message saying 'what the f*&$ mother f$%^#@, im going to #$^^$& your ##%^&@ mother #%#$^% brothers #%^%&*@!"

"holy crapp.."

"yeah i know.."
by lhgfda February 24, 2009
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Text Evasion

When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.
Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.

Guy 2: That is total text evasion.
by Cwakk October 30, 2008
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text-mail

a text message that clearly shouldve been an email, by exceeding the amount of characters in a standard text message (160 characters). Hence, wasting your time by having to piece together 2+ messages to make sense.

can also occur when someone starts the text off as an advertisment and ends with something along the lines of their life story
Sender: ...theres a sale at my work right now coz the boss is away... dont tell the boss... omg when i was working yesterday i heard this song that reminded me of this time we hung out at the beach, and i met that guy who i thought was really nice and he was for like a month and then he turned out to be a jerk...

Reciever: uhm, what? she couldve sent me an email! i hate getting text-mail ugh.
by awesomeAshhh December 15, 2009
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text zombie

Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.
I almost hit another text zombie on my bike today. Damn person wasn't paying any attention at all!
by suteiki October 19, 2009
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textantrum

A temper tantrum delivered to its audience via text message.
by ™Mule September 8, 2011
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text my phone

Text me on imessage/text messages. (Rather than texting/talking on a social media if you ate not on wifi and dont want to waste data)
by sparklydiamond August 17, 2017
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