virginia tech

A school where a mass murder occured. 33 people are dead after a gun man shot and killed students and teachers.
John- hey are you going to virginia tech next year?
Jim- Fuck no, Im not trying to get killed.
by asshole1 April 17, 2007
Get the virginia tech mug.

virginia tech

Can't match up to The Citadel and the Citadel grads run the country. Unlike the redneck populated VT who could not get in The Citadel.
I went to visit VT and it was full of rednecks and pussies. I went to The Citadel to learn how to become a real man. Bring it on bitch!
by Charlie Rules December 11, 2004
Get the virginia tech mug.

Tech Girls

A girl who doesn't belong where she goes to college at
Dude! I hooked up with tech girls!
Yeah, hows the VD, + they were fat and hairy... like a snowcow
by plop plop November 18, 2006
Get the Tech Girls mug.

louisiana tech

A Tier 1 University, whose students comprise of Nerds or Rednecks. The University itself is in need of a remodeling after standing for over 100 years, but that's to be expected. It is relatively small for its high ranking in education, and surprisingly cheap. In 2016 the school was unfortunately desecrated by individuals of racist beliefs, a sad act correlating to the demographic beliefs of the surrounding populous. The students there are either really smart and hard working who will leave with a Science, Engineering, or Education degree, or those who will get a degree relating to sports and alcohol, that is easy to achieve. Overall, Louisiana Tech is a great school, but be weary of the beliefs of the locals in correlation to your background.
Individual 1: "I'm going to Louisiana Tech, it's cheaper to go there then all of our in-state colleges, and offers a higher education"
Individual 2: "You mean a community college for rednecks, you idiot."
(Years later)

Individual 2: "long time, no see. How have you been ever since you went to that red neck community college?"
Individual 1:" Well I have an engineering degree, make 6 figures a year, nearly paid off my loans, and for the record 'Tech' is short for Polytechnic, not Technical, so no its not a community college, and a good bit of the students are red neck, but the education is anything but ."
Individual 2:" What? I got an Engineering degree too, but I don't make that much and I still have tons of loans."
Individual 1:"Well you should have gone to one of the best engineering universities in the country, like me."
by i318legion April 09, 2016
Get the louisiana tech mug.

tech spec

'The Tech Spec Came Round Today To Fix The Computer'
by 100walrus December 24, 2006
Get the tech spec mug.

tech dad

Someone who wears a tech company backpack, jeans, and either a tech company t-shirt, polo, or jacket. Middle-aged or has a mature air, often wears glasses. Often talks techie gadgets, computer science, startups, or more computer science. Usually very responsible.
Vivek always wears that one tech jacket--what a tech dad!
by techpro March 13, 2015
Get the tech dad mug.

tech creep

A entitled tech worker who caused the exurbanite prices in houses. When you warn them about leaving their 65.000 or even 125.000 dollar car running while they go in a 711 they reply mind your business old man. and during the pandemic they drove unsafe in Bellevue and on I90 to Seattle
Look at that Tech Creep using a cellphone in his expensive car while driving or Read what that entitled tech creep doesn't realize how arrogant he sounds on Nextdoor.com
by Dino rossi hypocrite July 20, 2022
Get the tech creep mug.