tart and sausage

what the british call period sex

“hey bro! is it her time of the month yet?” “yeah bro, i’m going for the tart and sausage tonight”

by myemm December 10, 2022

butt tart

A butt tart is when you eat someone's shat out pop tart.

You will eat my butt tart and you will like it because in a past life it was a pop tart.

by Eager G5 July 14, 2017

Peach Tart

Someone who is uniquely special. Often preceded by the words 'such a' to describe the individual.

Michael Cera is such a peach tart.

by MGSwizzl3 October 9, 2016

Tart

A word that British people (more people aged 30+ and female) use to call someone stupid.

Woman 1: “Gemma tripped on the patio door frame yesterday and smacked her head on the patio tiles”
Woman 2: “What an absolute tart”

by Bi’ish chav September 6, 2019

Cajun Sweet Tart

The act of eating a Popeye's spicy chicken tender out of a prolapsed anus.

"I had to end it with Becky because she kept asking me to give her a Cajun sweet tart

by forkandahalf October 8, 2018

Read tart it

Read tart it it's a word for the r word

Ddddjdj read tart it it's a slur

by Davldd January 3, 2024

Tart

A saucy, sassy young woman, who's clever, playful and dresses provocatively. A nubile young temptress.

Woah, that tart shot back the most clever comeback and sexy smile I've ever seen. She won that argument, but I'm not even mad. I WISH I knew her name!

by Fuji Appels May 13, 2020