toilet tart

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet
Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.
by Sonicpressure April 22, 2023
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tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.
Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
by QuacksO April 02, 2020
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Fuck tart

Utilizing pie filling as lube with a generous topping of streusal for her pleasure.
As Thanksgiving approaches the prevalence of fuck tarts increases.
by W00kieec00mer April 05, 2022
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Fuck-tart

A person who you like but is annoying ya.
I love ya, but ya are a horrid fuck-tart.
by Gingereeeeeeeee June 03, 2018
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Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.
Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.
by Judas Cross March 17, 2020
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Read tart it

Read tart it it's a word for the r word
Ddddjdj read tart it it's a slur
by Davldd January 04, 2024
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bass tart

An alternative to say bastard in roblox when you have safechat or whatever
(playername) : u bass tart
by that1v1robloxian November 06, 2021
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