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southern talking to 

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an ass whoopin @ home for actin out unreasonably in public.
ooowwee. did you see how that child was acting? if he was my chile he would definitely be gettin a" southern talking to "when we reached the crib, for realz...
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Talking • talking shit • talking head • talking back • talking out of your ass • Talking out the side of your neck • talking stage • Talking Ben • talking point • talking shop

walking talking sperm bank 

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A person who gives a lot of oral pleasure. See also cum dumpster.
She sucks so much cock that she's a walking talking sperm bank
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back talking 

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To be rude to your elders or disrespectful when ask to do something
Father: Clean up your room
Son: But I don't want to I just cleaned it
Father: Boy don't be back talking me get it done
back talking by cflem September 10, 2015
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Shut your ass because you're talking out of it 

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Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.
Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.
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dead man talking

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Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.
Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.
dead man talking by k2kate January 28, 2009
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I don't care if you're talking to God 

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Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.
Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!
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