sunrise surprise

when you wake up in the morning with a massive boner and it prods your girlfriend in the nether regions.

Thelma got a sunrise surprise when she woke up next to her boyfriend.

by fuzzyfats January 8, 2015

German Surprise

A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".

I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!

by stonedonajax October 2, 2013

Bulgarian Surprise

Telling a girl you aren’t ready yet and then pulling her close and blowing your load on her face as you call her your cum slut

Aodhan: Hey man are you free tomorrow to chill

Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise

by Brappington April 30, 2020

nantucket surprise

When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.

Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".

by Ethan Hunt, retired CIA / Secret Service June 24, 2006

Strawberry Surprise

The act of secretly filling your anus with chocolate syrup and plugging your butt with a strawberry. When this is done, the surpriser tells their partner that they have a surprise for them. The surpriser then proceeds to excrete the chocolate and strawberry into their lovers mouth.

"I gave my girl a strawberry surprise last night. Bitch loved it."

by scallahax February 4, 2010

Surprise Sex

A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.

A women opens door to her bedroom

a man is on her bed smiling

he grabs her and begins having his way with her

And says surprise sex time!

by Shinji Ex May 6, 2011

surprised on sunday

When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!

Jodie was surprised on sunday when the smell of shit woke her up.

by jsmithua September 7, 2006