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Curious Stephen

A person who goes to a doctor, claiming to have a swollen gooch, in order to have an anal examination. Often confused about their sexuality, they use this medical procedure to recieve the anal gratification they crave.
Dr...This is the third time I've seen you this week.

Patient....but my gooch is swollen for real this time doctor, I swear

Dr...I'm starting to think you're a bit of a curious stephen
by Gemma111 January 31, 2021
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Frosty Stephen

When a male shaves his pubic hair, even though he is not expecting female company within the foreseeable future.
Stephen: I was thinking of shaving my pubic hair for tonight
Friend: But no woman would ever go near your erect and/or flaccid penis
Stephen: Exactly, a Frosty Stephen
by the evil juan October 8, 2016
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Prickly Stephen

1. (v) The willful self-insertion of a spiked, barbed, or pointed object into one's rectum for the purpose of sexual gratification or personal accomplishment.

2. (n) The act of committing a Prickly Stephen.
It was pretty gross when Thistlehair decided to Prickly Stephen that fistful of premium cutlery up his ass, but it was even worse when he pulled it out and put it back in the package.
by Shaka the Khan July 30, 2010
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The Stephen Kelly

Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.
Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!

Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.
by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018
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Dirty Stephen

A Dirty Stephen is when after performing coitus on a woman, he comes up with her juices in his beard and wrings it into her mouth.
Ugh, I got the best head last night, and even let him give me a Dirty Stephen.
by Abracudunk June 9, 2020
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pulling a stephen

1. To create a debt out of thin air.

2. To reinstate a past debt for present benefit, usually one that is trivial.

3. To create a debt out of deeds normally performed as a favor.
Ex: Gary told Robert, after agreeing to jointly rent a DVD, that he owed the full $2 due to the fact that Robert drank a glass of his orange juice.

Robert, 'you're pulling a stephen on me.'

Ex. Mark told Robert that he owed him $50 for his exercise bike, at which point Robert asked for $4 discount for a slice of pizza he purchased for Mark, seemingly as a nice gesture, over a year ago.

Ex. Marsha asked Tracy to pick up some flowers for the house at the grocery store, at which point Tracy told Marsha she owed her $3.95 plus tax.
by DennisInAtor January 20, 2011
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dirty stephen

When your watching Dragon Ball Z and you rub your nipples to Goku and the moment he goes super sayan you let out a huge nut and scream," BULMA IS HOTTER THAN SAKURA"
The dirty stephen is the greatest way to have a good time, especially when you're with your friends of the same gender.
by Gotm_oof October 13, 2017
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