by SeungyeonsRaptor007 March 27, 2019
Get the Squid mug.The leader of the new army, also know as the Squidians. The squid lacks in size but gains in brains in wit, has the upper hand in any situation.
Beautiful, intelligent, and above all strong-willed, takes no challenge too lightly.
Tofu Squid is the cause of every relationship failure.. i mean compare any man or woman to the squid even for a second and you will make the call to break it off..It was so written: ... for you knoweth of thy greater squidly being and you shall forever lay in wait for its many tentacled gaze to fall upon you in all its inky glory... "Squidianthians 18:74"
Beautiful, intelligent, and above all strong-willed, takes no challenge too lightly.
Tofu Squid is the cause of every relationship failure.. i mean compare any man or woman to the squid even for a second and you will make the call to break it off..It was so written: ... for you knoweth of thy greater squidly being and you shall forever lay in wait for its many tentacled gaze to fall upon you in all its inky glory... "Squidianthians 18:74"
by tofusquid October 29, 2012
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by SJDFOX March 19, 2015
Get the Dirty Looking Squid Shit mug.Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?
Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.
Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.
by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016
Get the parking the squid mug.A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.
If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.
by Scorp-ion May 29, 2007
Get the Squid mug.VERY LOW quality cannabis resin product that sometimes comes wrapped in a red Transparent plastic and called Red seal.
The product is a designed to look like Manarlywhich is a very high quality product made by 'rotting' weed underground for many weeks.As cannabis is a plant it liquidises as it starts to rot.The final product is a black gooey mes that gets mixed up with some high quality buds to form a twiggy dough.This stuff is unbelievably sticky and sometimes is dotted with small patches of white mold which sometimes gets passed off as 'templeball' which is one of the rarest forms of resin on the planet.
Due to the average ambient temperature in the uk (bloody cold)Manarly becomes very solid and very hard to work with not to mention expensive to import + due to the fact the decomposition process has already started the product has a VERY short shelf life.
Eventually some bright spark discovered a plant local to the uk with narcotic properties who's extracted resin was still sticky in the uk climate. This was Wild Lettuce. The extracted an purified product is know as lettuce opium.
'Squidgy black' or just 'black' as its sometimes called should be made by mixing lettuce opium with ground up cannabis but as wild lettuce is hard to find these days people have taken to mixing cannabis and bananas to produce a similar but even lower grade of resin.
The surprising thing is that most users of cannabis still think its a high quality product and usually jump at the chance to buy some. The suppliers sometimes spray gold or silver car paint over the kilo block and call it GoldSeal or SilverSeal.Who knows what smoking metallic car paint can do to your lungs!!
Due to one of the ways it can be manufactured the kilo blocks can come with a 'golfball' like pattern pressed into the surface and subsiquently gets given the name GolfBallBlack or just golfball.
Its all JUST packaging its all LOW grade its all the SAME.
The simple truth is its to cold in the UK to have soft cannabis resin so if your in the uk and you have soft black then im affraid you've been stitched!
The product is a designed to look like Manarlywhich is a very high quality product made by 'rotting' weed underground for many weeks.As cannabis is a plant it liquidises as it starts to rot.The final product is a black gooey mes that gets mixed up with some high quality buds to form a twiggy dough.This stuff is unbelievably sticky and sometimes is dotted with small patches of white mold which sometimes gets passed off as 'templeball' which is one of the rarest forms of resin on the planet.
Due to the average ambient temperature in the uk (bloody cold)Manarly becomes very solid and very hard to work with not to mention expensive to import + due to the fact the decomposition process has already started the product has a VERY short shelf life.
Eventually some bright spark discovered a plant local to the uk with narcotic properties who's extracted resin was still sticky in the uk climate. This was Wild Lettuce. The extracted an purified product is know as lettuce opium.
'Squidgy black' or just 'black' as its sometimes called should be made by mixing lettuce opium with ground up cannabis but as wild lettuce is hard to find these days people have taken to mixing cannabis and bananas to produce a similar but even lower grade of resin.
The surprising thing is that most users of cannabis still think its a high quality product and usually jump at the chance to buy some. The suppliers sometimes spray gold or silver car paint over the kilo block and call it GoldSeal or SilverSeal.Who knows what smoking metallic car paint can do to your lungs!!
Due to one of the ways it can be manufactured the kilo blocks can come with a 'golfball' like pattern pressed into the surface and subsiquently gets given the name GolfBallBlack or just golfball.
Its all JUST packaging its all LOW grade its all the SAME.
The simple truth is its to cold in the UK to have soft cannabis resin so if your in the uk and you have soft black then im affraid you've been stitched!
"what are you smoking?"
"squidge.."
"me to,i got some RedSeal, what you got?"
"Fuck that redseal shite i payed extra and got the gold seal. and i got a bit of the gold on to, everyone knows thats the strongest part..."
(..i wonder why they call it dope!)
"squidge.."
"me to,i got some RedSeal, what you got?"
"Fuck that redseal shite i payed extra and got the gold seal. and i got a bit of the gold on to, everyone knows thats the strongest part..."
(..i wonder why they call it dope!)
by UK_SouthWest_Snowy January 8, 2006
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