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The leader of the new army, also know as the Squidians. The squid lacks in size but gains in brains in wit, has the upper hand in any situation.

Beautiful, intelligent, and above all strong-willed, takes no challenge too lightly.

Tofu Squid is the cause of every relationship failure.. i mean compare any man or woman to the squid even for a second and you will make the call to break it off..It was so written: ... for you knoweth of thy greater squidly being and you shall forever lay in wait for its many tentacled gaze to fall upon you in all its inky glory... "Squidianthians 18:74"
You have the mark of the Tofu Squid's scorn! You're as good as dead.
by tofusquid May 20, 2012
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